I love wine, but I love me more. I’m breaking up with you, and I don’t wish you well.

Love: smell, taste, ease, smooths the edges, convenient, economical emotional band aid, instant gratification, guaranteed sleep

Hate: flared tempers, seeing through rose tinted glasses, loss of inhibition, loss of self respect, loss of respect for others, devastation, erratic decisions, compromised judgement, compromising decisions, devastating hangover 

You see, wine may not be the cause of the problem, but it sure as hell isn’t the solution either. 

Wine I love you, but I love me more. Goodbye, for good.